he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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