whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
