so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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