return my video game
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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