Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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