in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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