when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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