think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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