He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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