I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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