First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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