You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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