Non-Jews are for practice
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
