The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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