True but thats because hes a fetus.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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