these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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