I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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