drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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