too bad you live with your parents still
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He felt like a one man threesome
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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