North Korea, Best Korea!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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