This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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