Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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