I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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