quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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