$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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