How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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