I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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