Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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