I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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