I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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