My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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