I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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