Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just want nice things and good sex
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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