I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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