we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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