I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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