did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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