i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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