You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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