Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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