So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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