My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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