Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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