I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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