One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
the raccoons are back...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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