he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
now i know why i became what i already was.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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