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(517): View more from Michigan

Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.

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(949): View more from California

Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.

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(561): View more from Florida

Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

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But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

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(+33): View more from France

Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...

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(914): View more from New York

Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?

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(561): View more from Florida

So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.

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