I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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