called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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