I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
smell my finger.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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