He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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