new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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