White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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