just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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