Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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