I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
