Me too!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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