I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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