i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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