Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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