Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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