Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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